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19 09 2007

You might be a republican if…

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You’ve named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You’ve ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

You’ve ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You’re a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they’re richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."

You’ve ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You’ve ever uttered the phrase, "Why don’t we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You’ve ever said, "I can’t wait to get into business school."

You’ve ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

You answer to "The Man."

You don’t think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."

You don’t let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You’ve argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

You’ve ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

You’ve ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You’ve ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You’ve ever called education a luxury.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You came of age in the ’60s and don’t remember Bob Dylan.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You’re afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates…."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn’t want to contribute to society."

You’ve ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don’t even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

via LaughNet

Lists

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15 09 2007

Spore release date!!

The offical release date: March 3, 2008!

From totalspore.com via Amazon.com

Games

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12 08 2007

Facebooks Front Page Code

Found on facebooksecrets.blogspot.com

Apparently this is the front page code from facebook.com. I’m sure it’ll be taken down soon. If the link is dead, here it is in a text file for easy perusal:

Tech

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11 08 2007

Tech Great Inventions of Amron Experimental

Somehow all these inventions are really interesting, but I don’t see any million dollar ideas. Well okay maybe the toothbrush…

Anyway here’s a few in no particular order:

The Brush N’ Rinse:

This is a tootbrush that actually redirects the water from the sink upwards, so you don’t have to lean forward under the sink or use a cup. All you have to do is put it under the faucet and BAM!

The Die Electric:

This one is just an insulating wall plug you can stick into things so you can use an outlet like a hook. There’s some very interesting uses for it, like the toothbrush holder (to hold your brush n’ rinse maybe?) and the off hook (a hook for a light switch that’s in the off position):

The iLEVL:

Attach this to your Mac and you can stick papers on it! It makes them on eye level, hence the name. It connects with a >non-slip protective rubber coating.

Single Tear "Tear Down":

Put your paper towels on this thing, and you can easily tear off pieces with a single hand! The user pulls slightly downward for a perfect single-handed tear, every time.

Spoon Buoyant:

The spoon that rests on liquids! Useless yes, but interesting.

Tech, Interesting

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5 08 2007

College Republican National Convention

Videos

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3 08 2007

Girly Slap Fights are Fun!

Test your slap fighting skills in this crazy Japanese slap fighting game. I only beat it on easy, but that was enough for me. There’s also another weird game on the site, Death Village, but I didn’t understand it at all!

Games

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3 08 2007

Flexible OLED display

From gadgettastic.com:

"Appartenly one of the problems with current flexible OLED displays, get to hot which makes them hard to manufacture.
LG Philips plans to get around this problem with their water and oil based display, which would used plastic electrodes to create the pixels.

The opaque oil would float on the water and obscure a colored surface beneath — when an electric charge was applied to the field it would reveal the surface and change the color of the pixel.

Apparently this new process is a lot simpler and cheaper than current flexible OLED displays and could possibly bring these displays to mass market at a reasonable price."

There’s not really a "right" way to spell apparently, appartenly. None the less this looks like amazing stuff. Hopefully this technology will let me read the newspaper and play DotA at the same time.

Tech, Interesting

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